What I'm assuming goes through a guys head when I'm wearing joggers, sneakers and a snap back, while traveling with my carry-on luggage:
Look at this girl. She thinks she's so urban with those tennis shoes on and that baseball cap (why it has a flat rim is beyond me) with those overly obnoxious over-the-ear headphones, which I hate. She's probably a DJ on the side. I'm assuming she is traveling for work since she's back in economy like me and on the 7:30 flight to nowhere exciting. If she just dressed in normal-work clothes, she may actually be slightly attractive but the whole, "dressing like a bro" thing is just killing it for me. Now what? Is she seriously trying to shove her over-stuffed luggage into the bin and is seriously going to try and take up two spaces out of three? God she has so much stuff. What is wrong with her. It’s called planning before you pack. Here’s an idea — don’t make your carry-on weigh more than which you can lift over your head. Why? Because you will probably have to lift it over your head and people aren't going to help you, especially not me. Is she just going to stand there in the aisle, idly, while there's a whole queue behind her? Definitely not helping her. She's taking too long. I hate her.
What I'm assuming goes through a guys head when I'm wearing a fitted dress, 5" heels and a cardigan, while traveling with my carry-on luggage:
Should I help her? I should probably help. I'm definitely helping her [insert smile and some-what funny joke I picked up from this months Esquire]. She's definitely from New York. Only New York girls dress like that. She's glued to her iPhone 6; I wonder what she's does? Fashion PR? Lawyer? Medical sales rep? Look at the way her body pushes out of that dress. That cardigan reminds me of my hot English teacher in middle school. She should wear her hair up in a bun, instead of how it flows across her face when she moves. Those heels are hot. If I worked with her, I would be distracted. Maybe I should talk to her again. What would I say? What would get her attention? Better yet, I'll just stay sitting and watch her. Is that creepy? Oh, she looks to be standing up, I wonder if she needs help again. Oh, she's just grabbing her lipgloss. I wonder if she's seeing anyone. I'm sure she is going to power up that laptop that I see peeking out of her handbag. How much you want to bet that she goes on Facebook. I can probably find out her name. It probably starts with a "B"- that's such a hot girl initial. I sound so creepy right now. God I'm glad no one can hear my thoughts.
Coco wears an Etro Dress, Forever 21 Faux Suede Jacket, Saint Laurent Heels, vintage python belt, vintage gold necklace and a Prada Daino Top Handle Tote. Photography by Aditi Deeg in Bryant Park en route to dinner.