"I got chills
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
-You're the One That I Want, Lo-Fang
I have a new, adult-themed analysis ready for consumption. But I internally debated with myself the cost of sketchiness versus the value of concrete, humorous analysis. Quite frankly, I can't really expose my subscribers to inappropriate content; after all 1/5th of my staff has children who may or may not be able to read this site and we wouldn't want them to get the wrong impression, would we? On the other hand, fiduciary responsibility dictates that I satiate my subscribers desire for humor before everything else, even decency.
So here it goes, the clean version- I was at the gym the other day just training and getting my fit on, thinking my dedication is really starting to pay off (even at week two), when I get home only to receive a Facebook message from one of the guys that works there. He said, "This guy just came to me after you left and asked me who you were... He said for me to let you know that he was asking about you... He literally told me to tell you that "Bruce Wayne" asked about you."
Color me amused! Batman literally just asked about me! Is this for reals? Boy, I think that you can always bank on idiocy when a dude goes through another dude at the gym to ask you out. If it isn’t obvious by now, I am very particular of the people in which I constitute a relationship with, whether that relationship be romantic or friendly. In all fairness to Bruce Wayne whom I maligned earlier, I'm sure he is a nice guy, but any guy that tries to pick up a girl at a gym should be banned from that gym. So in order to explain to the best of my knowledge in a way that satisfies both sketchiness and humor- recommendation: don't hit on girls at the gym; not even if they look like your future girlfriend. Not to sound crass, but Bruce sounds like meathead with nothing to lose, but I'm really more into dudes with brains with everything to lose. Call me cheeky, but there is something super sexy about a guy that codes and understands algorithms.
Coco wears a Forever 21 Beige Jumpsuit (INSANE, buy immediately; I promise you won't go poor! I've acquired both colors for a cool $49.60), Christian Louboutin Simple 100's, Valentino Rockstud Mini Flap Crossbody Bag, Vintage Anchor Earrings. Chanel Almandine Lipstick and Gloss.
*PS- I'm sorry about the intense selection of photos here. I couldn't decide which ones I liked, so I posted them all; don't hate me. Please. Hatred is mean. Just go and buy my jumpsuit. Then you'll love me again.